One of my facebook friends posted that they were tired of snow themed Christmas songs and another posted the first line to the following song parody. Thank you Sarah Morrigan for the inspiration:
The NorthWest Christmas Song (to the tune of The Christmas Song)
Coffee beans roasting on an open fire
Winter mist stuffing up your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And folks dressed up in rain ponchos
Everybody knows organic turkey and some mistletoe
Help make the season almost bright
Tiny tots with their ipods a-glow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight
They know that Amazon’s on its way
UPS has lots of toys and goodies due today
And every mother’s child is gonna spy
Looking for bags that are marked REI
And so I’m offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety two
Although it’s been wet many times, many ways
A mossy Christmas, a merry Christmas
A Northwest Christmas to you.
The Northwest Christmas Song by Gilbert George is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.
Based on a work at extrovertedquaker.wordpress.com.
Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available at https://extrovertedquaker.wordpress.com/.